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What your birthday says :PPP

Pick the month that you were born in

1----I fell in love with
2----I choked on
3----Today I murdered
4----I dance with
5----I had sex with
6----I glued myself to
7----I slipped on
8----I got plastic surgery to look like
9----I had a fight with
10---I ate a
11---I threw sh*t at
12---I slapped

Pick the day (number) you were born on
1-3-------A Homeless guy
4-6-------A hot dog
7-9-------Paris Hilton
10-12---- This guy
13-14---- This bomb a*s girl
15-18---A gangster
19-24---- A pickle
25-27----A Monkey
28- 31----A condom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White---Because my psychiatrist said so
Black----Because I was high
Pink-----Because I’m dying tomorrow
Red-----Because I have Aids
Blue--- -Because I’m horny
Green----because I hate myself
Purple----because that’s how I do no
No Shirt----- Because I was drunk
Other-----because that’s how I do IT

my sentence: i glued myself to, a homeless guy, because i was high :D

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